Family Values Cowboy Style
Things could be worse. You live in Wheaterville, but you could live 70 miles down the road, in Cheyenne, the Divorce Capital of the USA! So much for Family Values!
This is Cheyenne with NO banners (that we know of) promoting that Gay Marriage Agenda which the leadership of Wheatland sees around every corner. Can you imagine how rampant d-i-v-o-r-c-e would be if those Cheyenne folks were assaulted every day with 6 feet by 3 feet “No Place For Hate” banners with a Gay and Lesbian Fund of Colorado logo right there at the bottom of it, big as an, um, golf ball? It strikes fear in the heart of a cowboy!
Yes, Cheyenne, WY has more divorces per capita than any other place in the entire country. Reno, you know, Reno, NV, where you can get a divorce at a corner kiosk, and have the papers served on your soon-to-be unsignificant other for less than a Liberal Vanilla Latte? Well, Reno came in second. Cheyenne first, Reno second.
Where to go for the best chance at a lasting marriage? San Jose, CA. Shocking. San Jose is not only in California, it’s also really, really close to San Francisco. Maybe San Francisco’s borders are tight and none of that Gay Agenda can leak out? Who knows.
So Wheatland, it could be worse. Your town bans an anti-bullying program because (EGADS!) it was free to you because the Anti-Defamation League funded it, and included partial sponsorship and that scary Colorado Gay and Lesbian Fund logo. Take heart Wheatland. At least you have a higher percentage of intact marriages per capita than your neighbor Cheyenne.
Cheyenne, you're the capital of the Equality State. Stay firm in your stance against Marriage Equality! Heavens to Betsy, if all those cowboys could suddenly go climb Brokeback Mountain, can anyone estimate what the divorce rate would be?
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